Today I received both the best and worst penile enhancement spam email subjects.
The worst: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"
Yeah, I'm not really looking for my ... "cannon blasts" to be in the womb area, thanks. I like kids and all, but...
The best (and simplest): "Update Your Penis"
When you think about it, aren't these emails aimed at the lonely nerd population? So why not make it sound like you're just, um, adding a driver or two? It's like Penis 2.0, but without the possibility of the blue screen of death!


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